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SUE SYLVESTER IS PLAYED BY... JANE LYNCH
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| | AGE:
| 29 (so she says)
| TALENT:
| swing dancing, doing whatever it takes to win
| | CLIQUE: | the Cheerios | PERSONALITY TYPE:
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winner, mastermind, motivational speaker
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can vomit at will and often threatens to vomit on Will | SIGNATURE LOOK:
| track suits
| VULNERABILITIES:
| losing Cheerios funding
| STRENGTHS:
| leadership, problem solving, lifting curly-haired men off their feet
| | WEAKNESSES: | protein shakes, anchormen with lots of intimidating hair (and teeth), playing Battleship | | SUE'S BACKSTORY: Sue apparently suffers from many diseases such as lupus, scoliosis, hepatitis and lack of a uterus (or time). She is the coach for the Cheerios, and is occasionally nice in her own way to Mr. Sheuster.
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SUE SYLVESTER
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WHY WE SUE
| | - She is protrayed by Jane Lynch, a comic genius
- She has some of the funniest lines on the show
- Her diary is a literary and philosophical masterpiece
- She's (kind of) nice to Will
- She brings coffee for everyone
- She is the greatest villain in history
- She is a drama mama
- She is the reason why Glee Club has grown
- She has a loving and happy relationship with her older sister
- She paid for three brand new wheelchair ramps for McKinley High
- She let Becky Jackson join the Cherrios
- Knows where to find compromising, embarassing videos on fellow staff members
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| WHY WE SUE
| | - She believes that cheerleaders are the superior to the Glee club.
- Demands Will's resignation after "Push It"
- She euthanized her mother
- She is mean to Emma
- Her dry cleaning and coffee cuts into Glee's budget
- She revoked Santana's tanning privileges
- She is a fitaholic!
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| | - "You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded, that's hard!" (Episode 1: Pilot)
- "You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis, that's hard!" (Episode 1: Pilot)
- "Your resentment... is dellllicious." (Episode 1: Pilot)
- "You think this is hard? Try filling your own cavity, that's hard!" (Episode 1: Pilot)
- Sue: "See, now what you're doing here is called blurring the lines. High school is a caste system and kids fall into certain slots. Now, you have your jocks and your popular kids up in the penthouse. Your invisibles and kids playing online trolls and creatures, bottom floor." Will: "So where do the Glee kids lie?" Sue: "Sub-basement." (Episode 1: Pilot)
- "Lady Justice wept today." (Episode 2: Showmance)
- "I took the liberty of highlighting some Special Ed classes for you. Maybe you can find some recruits there because I don't think anybody else is going to want to swim over to your... island of misfit toys." (Episode 2: Showmance)
- "It is my strong suggestion these two students be hobbled." (Episode 2: Showmance)
- "Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I have seen in 20 years of teaching and that includes an elementary school production of "Hair."" (Episode 2: Showmance)
- Will: "Are you threatening me?" Sue: "Threatening you? Oh no, no, no, no. Giving you a chance to compromise yourself? You betcha! Let's break it down. You want to be creative, you want to be in the spotlight. Face it. You want to be me! So here's the deal. You do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my wealthy, elderly mother. Euthanize it! It's time, and I'll be happy to offer you a job as my second assistant on Cheerios. You can fetch me Gatorade, launder my soiled delicates. It'd be very rewarding work for you." (Episode 2: Showmance)
- "This is what we call a total disaster, ladies. I'm going to have to ask you to smell your arm pits... That's the smell of failure. And it's stinking up my office!" (Episode 3: Acafellas)
- *when Principal Figgins forces them to hug* Will: "I will destroy you." Sue: "I am about to vomit down your back." Will: "It's on." (Episode 7: Throwdown)
- "There's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. They're both just making a lot of noise. How you take it is up to you. Convince yourself they're cheering for you. You do that, and some day they will. And that's how Sue Cs it." (Episode 4: Preggers)
- "I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'" (Episode 4: Preggers)
- "God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester."
- "Oh, I know the Dutch are famous for being a cold people but that’s no excuse for treating you like some half-priced hooker in Amsterdam’s famous red-light district."
- "Are these your droopy white granny panties, Jacob? Are you an Eve who was born a Steve? Because if you are, I think there’s a special school that would better address your needs. And I think that school is in Thailand."
- "Schuester! Yeah? I'll need to see that set list for Sectionals after all, and I want it on my desk, warm from the laminator at 5:00 p.m. And if it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat, and then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face." Episode 8: Mash-Up
▪ SEE MORE: GLEE QUOTES | |
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| | - Sue is always wearing an Adidas Track Suit.
- She has the school send her dry cleaning to Europe.
- Claims to have been a Special Forces operative for the US government; allegedly assisted in the capture of Noriega.
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| - Every time she is coaching the Cheerios.
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Preggers - Her diary scene in "Vitamin D"
- Her dance with Will
- When she visits her sister in "Wheels"
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ROLL CALL
| WEAVE YOUR WAY THROUGH THE HALLS OF McKINLEY HIGH AND
MAP OUT GLEE'S CHARACTER CONNECTIONS!
| | | | QUINN FABRAY
| Key relationship(s): One of Sue's Cheerios.
| | | | | KURT HUMMEL
| Key relationship(s): Calls him "Gay Kid"
| | | | | TERRI SCHEUSTER
| Key relationship(s):
| | | | | EMMA PILLSBURY
| Key relationship(s): Sue is often amused by Emma's resentment of Sue and the Cheerios. Her coworker. Starting with the third episode, she keeps getting her name wrong. (Irma, Alma)
| | | | | ARTIE ABRAMS
| Key relationship(s): Calls him "Wheels"
| | | | | RACHEL BERRY
| Key relationship(s):
| | | | | | FINN HUDSON
| Key relationship(s):
| | | | | WILL SCHUESTER
| Key relationship(s): Sue's on friendly terms with him. Her coworker.
| | | | | MERCEDES JONES
| Key relationship(s): Calls her "Aretha"
| | | | | PUCK
| Key relationship(s):
| | | | | TINA COHEN-CHANG
| Key relationship(s):
| | | | | SUE SYLVESTER
| Key relationship(s): This is her.
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