"You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded. That's hard."
| SUE SYLVESTER IS PLAYED BY... JANE LYNCH | |
| AGE:
| 29 (so she says, even with 20 years of teaching)
| TALENT:
| swing dancing, doing whatever it takes to win
| | CLIQUE: | the Cheerios | PERSONALITY TYPE:
| evil genius,
winner, mastermind, motivational speaker
| QUIRKS:
| only wears track suits,
can vomit at will and often threatens to vomit on Will | SIGNATURE LOOK:
| track suits, sneer, stopwatch
| VULNERABILITIES:
| losing Cheerios funding
| STRENGTHS:
| leadership, problem solving, lifting curly-haired men off their feet
| | WEAKNESSES: | protein shakes, anchormen with lots of intimidating hair (and teeth), playing Battleship | | SUE'S BACKSTORY:
Sue apparently suffers from many diseases such as lupus, scoliosis, hepatitis and lack of a uterus (or time). She is the coach for theCheerios and was named Cheerleading Coach of the Decade bySplits magazine. She is occasionally nice in her own way to Mr. Schuester. She has a developmentally disabled adult sister who she visits regularly. She also owns a condo in Boca. She loves being in the press. | SUE'S BIGGEST FAN? Click EasyEdit above to add to this profile!
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SUE SYLVESTER
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WHY WE SUE
| | - She is portrayed by Jane Lynch, a comic genius
- She has some of the funniest lines on the show
- Her diary is a literary and philosophical masterpiece
- She's (kind of) nice to Will
- She brings coffee for everyone
- She is the greatest villain in history
- She is a drama mama
- She is the reason why Glee Club has grown
- She has a loving and happy relationship with her younger sister
- She paid for three brand new wheelchair ramps for McKinley High
- She let Becky Jackson join the Cheerios
- Knows where to find compromising, embarrassing videos on fellow staff members
- She speaks what is on her mind, even if it's politically incorrect.
- She was the only one to tell Schuester that his idea to put wigs on the Glee Club members was terrible and detrimental to the members' talents.
- She has a soft spot frequently.
- She never backs down.
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WHY WE SUE
| | - She believes that cheerleaders are the superior to the Glee club.
- Demands Will's resignation after "Push It"
- She euthanized her mother
- She is mean to Emma
- Her dry cleaning and coffee cuts into Glee's budget
- She revoked Santana's tanning privileges
- She is a fitaholic!
- She called Artie a "Half Person" Because he's in a wheelchair.
- She constantly mocks the Glee club.
- She gave away the Glee club set list.
- She's still out to get the Glee club
- She makes Will's life more complicated than it is by trying to ruin the Glee club.
- She never backs down.
- She lied to Terri about Will having an affair with Emma.
- She thinks Will's hair makes him look like a lesbain
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- "Hey, Buddy! I was just dropping by to feed my Venus flytrap" Episode 13: Sectionals
- "You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded, that's hard!" (Episode 1: Pilot)
- "You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis, that's hard!" (Episode 1: Pilot)
- "Your resentment... is dellllicious." (Episode 1: Pilot)
- "You think this is hard? Try filling your own cavity, that's hard!" (Episode 1: Pilot)
- Sue: "See, now what you're doing here is called blurring the lines. High school is a caste system and kids fall into certain slots. Now, you have your jocks and your popular kids up in the penthouse. Your invisibles and kids playing online trolls and creatures, bottom floor." Will: "So where do the Glee kids lie?" Sue: "Sub-basement." (Episode 1: Pilot)
- "Lady Justice wept today." (Episode 2: Showmance)
- "I took the liberty of highlighting some Special Ed classes for you. Maybe you can find some recruits there because I don't think anybody else is going to want to swim over to your... island of misfit toys." (Episode 2: Showmance)
- "It is my strong suggestion these two students be hobbled." (Episode 2: Showmance)
- "Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I have seen in 20 years of teaching and that includes an elementary school production of "Hair."" (Episode 2: Showmance)
- Will: "Are you threatening me?" Sue: "Threatening you? Oh no, no, no, no. Giving you a chance to compromise yourself? You betcha! Let's break it down. You want to be creative, you want to be in the spotlight. Face it. You want to be me! So here's the deal. You do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my wealthy, elderly mother. Euthanize it! It's time, and I'll be happy to offer you a job as my second assistant on Cheerios. You can fetch me Gatorade, launder my soiled delicates. It'd be very rewarding work for you." (Episode 2: Showmance)
- "This is what we call a total disaster, ladies. I'm going to have to ask you to smell your arm pits... That's the smell of failure. And it's stinking up my office!" (Episode 3: Acafellas)
- *when Principal Figgins forces them to hug* Will: "I will destroy you." Sue: "I am about to vomit down your back." Will: "It's on." (Episode 7: Throwdown)
- "There's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. They're both just making a lot of noise. How you take it is up to you. Convince yourself they're cheering for you. You do that, and some day they will. And that's how Sue Cs it." (Episode 4: Preggers)
- "I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'" (Episode 4: Preggers)
- "God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester."
- "Oh, I know the Dutch are famous for being a cold people but that’s no excuse for treating you like some half-priced hooker in Amsterdam’s famous red-light district."
- "Are these your droopy white granny panties, Jacob? Are you an Eve who was born a Steve? Because if you are, I think there’s a special school that would better address your needs. And I think that school is in Thailand."
- "Schuester! Yeah? I'll need to see that set list for Sectionals after all, and I want it on my desk, warm from the laminator at 5:00 p.m. And if it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat, and then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face." Episode 8: Mash-Up
- "If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to admire her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning." Episode 9: Wheels
- “If there’s anything on that list that involves demeaning, fruity hair tossing, I’m cutting it!” Episode 10: Hairography
- "Never let anything distract you from winning. Ever." Episode 10: Hairography
- "I have reasonable confidence that you will be adding revenge to the list of things you're no good at -- right next to having a marriage; running a glee club; and finding a hairstyle that doesn't make you look like a lesbian. Episode 13: Sectionals
- "Love you like a sista." Episode 13: Sectionals
- “Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Schuester,” she told him. “You’re about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: Horror!“ Episode 13: Sectionals
- “I’m going to head down to my condo in Boca, brown up a bit, get myself back into fighting shape.” Episode 13: Sectionals
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- Sue is always wearing an Adidas Track Suit.
- She has the school send her dry cleaning to Europe.
- Claims to have been a Special Forces operative for the US government; allegedly assisted in the capture of Noriega.
- Sue was born somewhere near the Panama Canal
- Has ran for office twice
- She was named Cheerleading Coach of the Decade by Splits magazine.
- Despite being an extraordinarily confident person, she apparently finds it necessary to lie about her age; in her diary, where we assume she is being honest, she says she is "about to turn thirty", but she says that she has been teaching for twenty years and told Will that she doesn't menstrate.
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| - Every time she is coaching the Cheerios.
- Her diary scene in "Vitamin D"
- Her dance with Will
- When she visits her sister in "Wheels"
- Playing Battleship with Rod
- Every time she delivers a witty one liner.
- Hugging Will
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ROLL CALL
| WEAVE YOUR WAY THROUGH THE HALLS OF McKINLEY HIGH AND
MAP OUT GLEE'S CHARACTER CONNECTIONS!
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QUINN FABRAY
| Key relationship(s): One of Sue's ex- Cheerios.
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KURT HUMMEL
| Key relationship(s): Calls him "Gay Kid"
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TERRI SCHEUSTER
| Key relationship(s): Cons her into becoming the school nurse.
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EMMA PILLSBURY
| Key relationship(s): Sue is often amused by Emma's resentment of Sue and the Cheerios. Her coworker. Starting with the third episode, she keeps getting her name wrong. (Irma, Alma)
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ARTIE ABRAMS
| Key relationship(s): Calls him "Wheels"
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RACHEL BERRY
| Key relationship(s):
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FINN HUDSON
| Key relationship(s):
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WILL SCHUESTER
| Key relationship(s): Co-worker.A sort of arch rival to her and is constantly trying to destroy him and the Glee club although the two have their friendly moments from time to time.
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MERCEDES JONES
| Key relationship(s): Calls her "Aretha" says os living on food stamps.
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PUCK
| Key relationship(s):
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TINA COHEN-CHANG
| Key relationship(s): "Asian"
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SUE SYLVESTER
| Key relationship(s):herself
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